Make them laugh - March 30

The Indian Express: Business As Usual By Unny

On a TV screen Jayalalithaa and Karunanidhi are seen. The headlines in the newspaper read, “DMK promises cheap rice and free TV”. The caption of the cartoon reads, “TV will generate enough hot air to cook the rice”.

Times of India: Just like that! By Ajit Ninan

March 30

There is a room where a press conference is on. Inside the room you can see TV crews hotly arguing with each other. Rahul Dravid is coming out of the room very angry. Someone inside the room is saying, “Speaking of walkouts, Dravid will make a good Parliamentarian”.

March 29

An official of the industry ministry of Bihar is sitting on his desk. Some businessmen are sitting with him. Behind the official, on the wall, Baba Ramdev’s photograph is hanging. The industry ministry official is saying, “Ours is no longer the failed State for businessmen. Thanks to B A B A – Bihar’s Adorable Brand Ambassador”.